#Whatsthe411: Opening lines that are so your sign

Can’t find the right words to get that person you want attention. Here are the opening lines for your horoscopic signs that will probably or probably not work according to Cosmopolitan:

  • Taurus: “Forget dinner. You look even more appetizing than that TikTok-famous pasta.”
  • Gemini: “I think about you more than I think about the theory that Avril Lavigne died and was replaced by a clone.”
  • Cancer: “How do I get out of my crab shell and into your phone?”
  • Leo: “You look like you could use some sun. It’s me — I’m the sun.”
  • Virgo: “What three things would you bring to a desert island? Yes, this is a test.”
  • Libra: “Let’s do fries and the onion rings. I’m all about balance!”
  • Scorpio: ‘You make me want to scroll through your Instagram all the way back to 2013.”
  • Sagittarius: “Let’s get lost together. Seriously, put your phone on airplane mode.”
  • Capricorn: “Are you my credit score? Because you look g-o-o-d.”
  • Aquarius: “If sky’s the limit, let’s reach for Saturn! Yes, I’m fine.”
  • Pisces: “Can I draw you like one of my French girls? Wait, where are you going?”
  • Aries: “You. Me. Shoes you can run in. Wait, where are you going?’

If any of these lines actually work, I personally will be surprised but the best way to get that person’s attention is just to be yourself.

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