According to Men’s Health Magazine, A statistical tally of everything men stuff into their Thanksgiving holiday:

• 20% consider Thanksgiving the most important holiday of the year.
• 33% of you will travel more than 5 hours on planes, trains and automobiles.
• 33% of men have slept in their childhood bedroom.
• 25% of men have been “forced” to sleep by themselves when staying with their girlfriend at her parents for the holiday.
• 47% of men think it would be better to stay in a hotel.
• 40% of men have increased sexual arousal when catching a whiff of doughnuts and pumpkin pie.
• 60% of men are happy to pass the knife and let someone else carve the turkey.
• 70% of men wash down their bird with booze.
• Overeating is the T-day tradition the average guy hates worse than family bickering.

Oh, the joys of the holidays.