#Whatsthe411: Reasons it’s great to be a woman

Being a woman can be hard especially these days but here are plenty of reasons why it’s great to woman also. Here’s a whole list:

  • When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
  • Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
  • If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it’s because she was being emotionally neglected.
  • Women live longer than men.
  • If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
  • There are times when a woman can make all her problems disappear with a piece of chocolate.
  • A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
  • A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
  • If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
  • Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
  • Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
  • A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
  • If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she’s cute.
  • If a woman cries, she’s sensitive; if a man cries, he’s a wimp.
  • Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
  • A woman won’t drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.

Is there anything else to add?

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